If you do not agree to

  • $180 billion given to insurance company AIG, stating they are simply too big to fail, you might be a racist.
  • giving over 70 billion dollars to General Motors and Chrysler serving only to delay an inevitable bankruptcy, you might be a racist.
  • General Motors filing for bankruptcy while the Feds force Chrysler to accept a merger with Italy’s Fiat, you might be a racist.
  • The heads of labor unions at General Motors remaining in their offices, you might be a racist.
  • over $12.8 Trillion USD as of March 2009 given to various firms and programs, you might be a racist.
  • Marxist lines of thinking such as Representative Maxine Waters (D-Ca), who believes in nationalizing certain sectors of the U.S. economy, you might be a racist.
  • Obama signing a $787 billion stimulus bill into law, proposed an eye-popping $3.6 trillion budget for the 2010 fiscal year, taken over a massive $700 billion Wall Street bailout program and created other billion-dollar programs, you might be a racist.
  • the creation of a 1.5 trillion dollar health care bill and count yourself among the 82 percent who say the issue will be a major factor in their vote in next year’s elections, you might be a racist.
  • allowing non-U.S. citizens access to our health care programs and count yourself among the 83% of voters nationwide who say that people should be required to prove they are a citizen of the United States before receiving government health care subsidies, you might be a racist.
  • having a Special Adviser for Green Jobs, Enterprise and Innovation at the White House Council on Environmental Quality who co-founded a socialist collective, Standing Together to Organize a Revolutionary Movement, or STORM, in 1994, which held study groups on the theories of Marx and Lenin and dreamed of a multiracial socialist utopia and who believes 9/11 is a government conspiracy, you might be a racist.
  • the policies and conduct of Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Henry Waxman, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, Maxine Waters, Barbara Boxer, Tom Daschel, Rahm Emanuel, et. al. who are leading this country to ruin with their mindless, out-of-control and insane spending philosophies, you might be a racist.
  • the content of the HR-3200 and believe the President is spreading disinformation about its content and sub-programs, you might be a racist.

Apologies to Jeff Foxworthy.